"Hey, McClellan! You sucked at Antietam!"

This might not count as a moving picture.
The Germans weren't content to let Japan claim all the world's resources of WTF!?
This bird dances better than me.
This is so brilliant.
Also check out brilliance with Winston Churchill and Martin Luther King Jr. for some historic R&B.
Doggy-style sexual assult
A 21st century voyeur's dream

Enjoy.

"its my fucking birthday. i peed inm the back of my siseters car. goodnight.;"

The most awesome cereal you'll see this summer
If you blinked, you might've missed this.
Impressive on foot. Harder to comprehend on a bike.
You'll probably manage to screw something up because you aren't kick-ass enough.
From banned, to ads for children in <20 years; my hat is off to you, Sir Mix-A-Lot. May your doubles always be juicy.
In case you doubted the authenticity of the previous video (wwhhaa-piisshh)
Delicious.
The man is a marketing genius.
I'm compelled to give him something.

Enjoy.

"Most chimp attacks...the chimp thinks you're going to rape them."

Protect yourself and your loved ones (from these people).
I'm not sure how accurate, "I missed him. Oh, fudge!" is for WWI dialogue.
The next level of the metaverse is to take pictures of you watching this.
There will be a test on this later.
As comprehensive an account as the original.
Don't watch this if you think people shouldn't eat animals. Or if you think they should.
If you've seen one Disney movie, you've seen them all.
This is horrible journalism, but excellent television.

Enjoy.

"Finger pointing gets us nowhere, Steve!"

Oh, Japan, I love you.
...and sometimes you outdo yourself.
...but you're perfect, just the way you are.
Now who wouldn't want to be handcuffed by the Easter Bunny?

Enjoy.