"What do you think the 'Beyond' is in Bed, Bath and Beyond, by the way?"

Goofy, but brilliant.
Well that's kinda cool.
I now know where I got my introduction to electronic music.
More evidence.
And my love of 70's porn funk?  Yeah.
The surprise wouldn't be that drugs were involved, would it?
Beatles are good
Why didn't Gwen Stefani go this route with that bananas song?
This one's kinda funny too.

Enjoy.

"Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way"

Highly illegal but still very cool

The short form

Enjoy.

"You just bedazzled my heart."

I love this song, but never saw (or knew of) the video before.
"Scott Ian - No Guitar Hero"
Wikipedia will eat itself.
I watch too much TV.  Confirmed.
When football pitches attack!

Enjoy.

"Geeks get it done. Nerds don't."

Snow and idiots are a great combo, as long as you are perched high above.
If Lemmy is god, these guys are going to hell.
This c&^$ is nice.
TKO gymnastics
 Apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of clips.

Enjoy.

"Put your clothes back on, you centaur!"

This silent film does for shoe tying what that asian woman did for shirt folding, namely, blow your mind!
Don't fuck with japanese honeybees.
What you don't know might hurt you when it's tattooed on.
Nostalgia can forget how bad things got.

Enjoy.

"Listen! You smell something?"

This is why other countries rock.
This is why other realities rock.
This is why time rocks.
This is why Bindi Irwin rocks.
This is why the NES rocks.
This is why the Easter Bunny rocks.
This is why girls and commentators suck.

Enjoy.

"You look like some sort of crazy Bollywood superhero."

While you might think making models hotter is a noble pursuit, this is why Photoshop was really invented.
Some nice physics for your brain-hole.
So cool, you'll think you're high!
Oddly fascinating
The truth is out there...here.

Enjoy.

"Come on, you guys don't have 'motherf-er' at this point? It's 2007!"

Honey, I really love you.
Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!  Second best?  Kicking ass.
And a bit more spare ownage to round things out.

Enjoy.