"Wow. Damn. Putting out some BTU's. I think those...are those clouds on fire?"

In case you fall out of a plane.  (What?  It happens.)
Your eyes are stupid, so this is cool.
Rejected, but loved.
What aren't we behind in?
I see what we're ahead in!

Enjoy.

"Now do we hear the extended dance version of the fight?"

YouTube lets you see things you wouldn't ever see normally. (Pick any video.  They don't disappoint.)
And sometimes those things make you wonder who the person standing next to you is.
Twisted, but nerdy-cool
Hey! Good to see my hometown represented!

Enjoy.

"Wait, in fantasy football, will there be centaurs and half-elves playing?"

Wow.  Just wow.
Not everything on Fox News is bad.
A worthy tribute to the greatest ad campaign ever.
Communication breakdown / It's always the same...(less rock more nerding/stupidity)

Enjoy.

"And then the oboe kicks in!"

Creep, or pimp? (NSFW stuff on the page)
Let Santa demonstrate why racism is stupid.
My experience in Turkey was rather different.
Dr. Phil won't help promote Bum Fights.  Except for introducing it to millions of people.

Enjoy.

"Maybe K-Fed got all the underpants in the divorce."

This is the most bizarre music video I've seen.  (NSFW, or your brain)
You could make this site bigger.
Soap + microwave = good, clean fun (and a bad pun)
This is some serious football.  (Don't leave until the end.)
I can't think of anything else better to do with pepper.
Make friends with pi.

Enjoy.