"It was quite a bummer when I heard she got her arm bit off."

Take off your t-shirt.
Because you want to know which Seth MacFarlane is best.
Well, you're sitting there reading this, aren't you?

Enjoy.

"I guess bear hugs and old people don't go so well together."

It's a freakin' force field!
Wikipedia is comprehensive.
This is just too funny.
Funny, I don't remember dropping that much acid.
The future of copyright infringement is here! (And it's pretty sweet.)

Enjoy.

"I only eat suicidal animals."

I was on vacation, so let's see what I've missed:
I'm drunk just thinking about playing this drinking game.
Daft Punk would be pround...or very disappointed.
Woo Hah!  Godzilla's got you all in check.
And people laugh when I tell them about dropbears.
I'm sure "measure twice, cut once" could've applied here too.
The only other Narnia rap that's been funny.  "Tea, motherfucker."
As if just being a rollerblader wasn't bad enough.
I just saw this, and I still can't believe it.
(Super) Mario's a commie!
I'm going to need to visit Mobile, AL sometime.  It's the most hilarious place on Earth.
This is both awesome and somehow disgusting looking.  I could see this ending up in a Tool video.
Polynerdism touches all of our lives.

Enjoy.