"Fucking say, 'ding', bitch!"

Hot.  And fresh. (NSFW??)
This is basically sanctioned vandalism, but it's awesome.
Welcome to Earth. No, you haven't seen it before.
You'll never need drugs again.

Enjoy.

"Sexy bitch is like a mountain goat."

What else would a turtle do with a shoe? (NSFW??)
For fans of Cute Overload. Or not.
Don't mess with Elmo, or he'll school you.

Enjoy.

"You can't call shotgun on a hot air balloon."

This dog is more talented than some people I know.
I don't know what to say about a baby roast.
Sometimes, Hitler had a good point.

Enjoy.