"The crackheads and the thugs, they like Houston."

Lean, mean and green.
I don't care what the video shows; how can this be possible?
And why not some Mitch Hedburg clips?

Enjoy.

"Well la-di-dah. Look who's too good for porn in the morning."

Damn, I got schooled.
When a little girl goes scatalogical, a mother has to intervene...with a video camera.
Dr. Drew takes a shot at celebrities, including one close to his heart.

Enjoy.

"You'll be blowing something, but not up a plane."

Norm MacDonald is back, and he'll make you hurt with laughter...or other things.
We almost don't need people.
Who knew shoes could be funny?
If you thought black, gay weathermen were a myth, they're not.  They're hilarious!
This is exactly why Steve Irwin will be missed.

Enjoy.