"Hey, McClellan! You sucked at Antietam!"

This might not count as a moving picture.
The Germans weren't content to let Japan claim all the world's resources of WTF!?
This bird dances better than me.
This is so brilliant.
Also check out brilliance with Winston Churchill and Martin Luther King Jr. for some historic R&B.
Doggy-style sexual assult
A 21st century voyeur's dream

Enjoy.