"You go into our museums, it's all stolen. Our museums are basically an active crime scene."

Consider your heart strings a-pulled.
Click the button on the right. Click the basket in the middle. Hold on to your $#!^.
Shakespeare's lesser known "A Slurry Tale"
Another "welcome to earth" post.
Using "pedi-" instead of "pedo-" doesn't make your ideas less creepy.
Stay classy!
Why the last two items happened.

Enjoy.