"I'm sorry. It's just that I accused some people of murder today and it didn't go very well."

Goes wrong? Or goes terribly right?
’Cause, why not? Perhaps because it’s against God’s will.
This is wildly offensive if you have a clue what it is. If not, it’s clean.
Will the Super Mario covers ever stop?
That was less unique than you’d think.
I can’t believe this is an actual ad. I crack up every time I see it.
I wouldn’t disagree with this possibility.
This is why I think about the lyrics I write. (NSFW, but really funny.)
This is only unbelievable if you didn’t believe it in the first place.
The first place. Or the third.
Awesome.

Enjoy.

"It's like being raped by a box of chocolates."

I struggled initially too.
I want a P-P-P-Powerbook!
Mario kicks ass.  Or punches face.
A jet car v. a Nissan Sunny.  To say "match up" would imply something might be equal in this.
Don't read this if you like movies.
And don't watch this if you like Nirvana.
But do watch this if you like Nirvana or the Cars.
I enjoyed this way too much.
Clearly, we developed from monkeys.
What makes this funny?  Funny shit.
This will completely change the way you look at everything.

Enjoy.

"Sir, ma'am, your pockets are hot."

If it wasn't for hilarious stuff like this, I might be cutting myself too!
If them emos could do this, they wouldn't be so sad all the time.
Hiking through the woods isn't always the health boon you think it is.
And the snake eats its own tail.
This is mighty weird.
I wouldn't post this if it wasn't more than you've seen before.

Enjoy.