"I was in good enough shape to catch a black guy."

It's like someone put my nightmares on the internet.
The description says "crazy scene", but I think it's charming.
Technology eclipsed by human ingenuity.
This planet is wacky and great.
This guy is a better painter than you, everyone.
Possibly the most helpful review on Amazon.

Enjoy.

"Kids act like they're on Mexican television."

This explains why vampires are so popular now.
WTF Japan? Part 4,236,465.
Flying in the clouds is cool. Flying a cloud is cooler.
Stephen J. Cannell, make this show!
It's shocking what you can run across in this universe. (NSFW sound)
I guess he likes his bike.
Fried shrimp!

Enjoy.