"If there's obvious signs of death like rigor mortis or your body's melted, let's say, you can call it right there."

First for a reason:
Dammit, there's no time to explain this short!

Ladies, I now know all about your girl parts.
Take the shot!
Don't Fuck with Love
Life is hard in Texas.  You just don't understand.
Cheerleaders: Adolescent fantasy or menace not to be messed with?
Is this the same girl?
I now understand why people complain about the effect the internet might have on kids. (The source, if you were curious.)
And movies.
And I'm sure TV is to blame for this.

Enjoy.

"You saying Hansen didn't have cred?"

Video gaming has never been so dramatic (unless you count The Wizard.
If you wanted to learn the fundamentals of quantum physics, here's the oldest superhero (?) ever to teach you.
The biggest boom
Debbie Wombles (and I'm not making that name up) answers a question left unanswered for millennia.  Thank goodness for Google Video!
If I had these skills, I would abuse them like mad.
I don't know if this is for Star Wars fans or haters.

Enjoy.

"And if you go, furious angels will bring you back to me"

I've been gone a while (kinda), but I'm back.

In case you're a squirrel, lost in our world
Pretty people not so pretty
NYC street ads enhanced
The Boy Scout motto is "be prepared."
And you thought the new VW ads were weird.  Check out the "joyride".
Spoiler: it's a robot in disguise
I stumbled across this again, and it really needs explaining.  The show was afraid of what Nirvana might do, so they forced them to "play along" to the studio recording.  Nirvana didn't play along.
Live action Simpsons (seriously)

Enjoy.