"Sir, ma'am, your pockets are hot."

If it wasn't for hilarious stuff like this, I might be cutting myself too!
If them emos could do this, they wouldn't be so sad all the time.
Hiking through the woods isn't always the health boon you think it is.
And the snake eats its own tail.
This is mighty weird.
I wouldn't post this if it wasn't more than you've seen before.

Enjoy.