"I'm sorry. It's just that I accused some people of murder today and it didn't go very well."

Goes wrong? Or goes terribly right?
’Cause, why not? Perhaps because it’s against God’s will.
This is wildly offensive if you have a clue what it is. If not, it’s clean.
Will the Super Mario covers ever stop?
That was less unique than you’d think.
I can’t believe this is an actual ad. I crack up every time I see it.
I wouldn’t disagree with this possibility.
This is why I think about the lyrics I write. (NSFW, but really funny.)
This is only unbelievable if you didn’t believe it in the first place.
The first place. Or the third.
Awesome.

Enjoy.