"If there's obvious signs of death like rigor mortis or your body's melted, let's say, you can call it right there."

First for a reason:
Dammit, there's no time to explain this short!

Ladies, I now know all about your girl parts.
Take the shot!
Don't Fuck with Love
Life is hard in Texas.  You just don't understand.
Cheerleaders: Adolescent fantasy or menace not to be messed with?
Is this the same girl?
I now understand why people complain about the effect the internet might have on kids. (The source, if you were curious.)
And movies.
And I'm sure TV is to blame for this.

Enjoy.