"And why's that guy got a box of fish?"

Sorry, Cartman.
The noble majesty of the pterodactyl.
Seems like a good reason to give someone the night off
For the nerdy girl in your (high society) life
I won't remember the car, but I'll remember this ad for a while.
Ahh, diplomacy.
A French trucker fantasy? (NSFW)
Just when I think I know how nature works, it pulls another trick from its bag.
For the drunken cat lover
Don't mess with a graphic designer.
Don't mess with my guild, mom.
Don't mess with Christian rappers (or they'll front-hug you to hell).

Enjoy.

"Swimmers don't have possies ... they'd drown."

I really need to publish more often. I started gathering these on 11 Sept. This isn't supposed to be a latest/greatest thing, but I could try to be mildly current, especially when I find something that hasn't been shared by everyone's mother yet.

Who's the cutest little Furor? You are!
Is there an app for making "there's an app for that" ads?
A whole story in one camera pullback
Piano cat on E
This must be what a Russian acid trip looks like.
When bling isn't shiny enough....
Iceland is weird.
This doesn't really warp my childhood, but it may warp yours.
If I had a dollar for everytime this happened to me....
Non-repetitive repetition.
If you stop before the vocals come, you're really missing out. On insanity.
Man replaces machine.
This is very gay.
I'm so glad this exists in a sharable YouTube format now.
Another take! Excellent!
For my money, better than other Daft vids.
People like this should be put down.
A life in photographs
Life without a skeleton
Japan's love letter to the world (NSFW, at all, despite being on TV there)
Trick or Treat indeed

Enjoy.

"Congratulations, this is officially the Overgeneralization of the Year."

I really need to update this more frequently. These aren't cutting edge if I hang onto them for a month before sharing them.

The $233.95 spider.
The spider master's other works.
Epic fail for the demo, but loads of win for the architect!
Watch Rob Huebel explain the true meaning of FollowFriday.
That's rock 'n' roll.
This town seems fun.
Half "WTF'nF?", half pure love.
When pop-ups and pulp fiction collide
The best Found item.
The best Found song.
This blog is literally Hitler.
A less ambiguously gay duo (Possibly NSFW)
You'll either love this, or have no idea what it is.
Extreme Virtual Road Rage

Enjoy.

"A picture of a rollerblade came up for 'sloppy vagina'."

One day, bionic cats will destroy us all.
I wish I had half this much game.
(The royal) We made FilmDrunk!
A look back into internet past.
A simple song about motorcycle coloration.
Keyboard Cops
Sacrifice boxmen and sleep (if you're like me).
Steve Agee: Extreme Chores
I shouldn't like this, but I can't help it.
The underappreciated service personnel get their due.
I didn't know juniors could prank anyone.
Pound for pound, that's one tough baby.
Tyrannowhatthefuck?

Enjoy.

"I was in good enough shape to catch a black guy."

It's like someone put my nightmares on the internet.
The description says "crazy scene", but I think it's charming.
Technology eclipsed by human ingenuity.
This planet is wacky and great.
This guy is a better painter than you, everyone.
Possibly the most helpful review on Amazon.

Enjoy.

"Kids act like they're on Mexican television."

This explains why vampires are so popular now.
WTF Japan? Part 4,236,465.
Flying in the clouds is cool. Flying a cloud is cooler.
Stephen J. Cannell, make this show!
It's shocking what you can run across in this universe. (NSFW sound)
I guess he likes his bike.
Fried shrimp!

Enjoy.

"Kick your groin in the balls."

You know it's good when you click repeatedly.
A new use for Yahoo! Answers: entertainment
If all elevators gave this kind of experience, we would be a fitter country.
This is barely real life, but that makes it more interesting.
The lesser known lagomorphian space program.

Enjoy.

"Oh, Spice Girls."

This totally makes me want to bang a sandwich.
Oh dear goodness. Make it stop! Make THEM STOP!
Somehow, this isn't reassuring.
This is meta because Kato Kaelin counts as his own meme.

Enjoy.

"Maybe if I performed some sort of vivisection, I could get some comedy out of them."

A rubber duck terrorizes an unidentified part of Asia. Unidentified.
This is pretty hardcore. (Not advocating, just saying.)
My game is weak.
A summary of one of the greatest cross-media events of the modern era.
This woman is unreal. (Seriously, this is a digital creation.)
Dear world, you got served.
When I get made into a video game, I want this to be the soundtrack.

Enjoy.

"You go into our museums, it's all stolen. Our museums are basically an active crime scene."

Consider your heart strings a-pulled.
Click the button on the right. Click the basket in the middle. Hold on to your $#!^.
Shakespeare's lesser known "A Slurry Tale"
Another "welcome to earth" post.
Using "pedi-" instead of "pedo-" doesn't make your ideas less creepy.
Stay classy!
Why the last two items happened.

Enjoy.