"The President wants to foster a culture of life, so pardon a turkey, send 200 000 kids to Iraq."

All that follows was ripped off. My excuse? My day could be summarized with the image above.
Brokeback to the Future (video)
Once I manage to download it, this might be good.
The caption says, "Reese Witherspoon has been nominated for an Oscar," but the article reads, "Reese Witherspoon has been killing photographers."
For when you care enough to give the very minimum.
Do you think you could ski where you can hold onto a static pole and the hill moves under you? This guy couldn't. (video)

Enjoy.