"Fun to pet, better to chew."

For all your sciency needs.
Your ass will be kicked (by PowerPoint, no less)
A Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter (etc.) (video)
Some people love/hate their cats too much.
If this isn't being done by a three-year-old, I'm upset.
If you're like me, you never saw the HomestarRunner "first time here" clip. And you're up way too late. (video)

Enjoy.